Jokes, Pics & Flics

February 1, 2018

I have a question……..

I have a question…….. (Taffy)EVER WONDER … Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? […]

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January 30, 2018

gentleman!!!!!!!

gentleman!!!!!!! A passenger airline was in route back to California from Hawaii, the Captain realized they had lost all oil pressure. He got on the intercom and said “We have lost all power and will be crashing into the Pacific in about 8 minuets. May God bless you all !” A young […]

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January 30, 2018

out the entire weekend

out the entire weekend A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was pay day, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay cheque. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his […]

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January 30, 2018

*irishman's first drink with his son*

*irishman’s first drink with his son* I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. I got him a Guinness. He didn’t like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny’s, he didn’t like that either, […]

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January 30, 2018

twins !!!!!!

twins !!!!!! A mate of mine has just told me he’s having fun both his girlfriend and her twin. I said “How can you tell them apart?” He said “Her brother’s got a moustache” Source: twins !!!!!!

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January 26, 2018

Ride on the Edge being released in March

Ride on the Edge being released in March Source: Ride on the Edge being released in March

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January 15, 2018

going to dublin

going to dublin In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?” Charlie replied, “Driving to Dublin!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day […]

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October 25, 2017

Kick starting a Hardly

Kick starting a Hardly As the owner of a shovel, this struck a chord with me…. Kickstarting a Harley Walk to the bike, fingers crossed, say a prayer…. Ensure all the normal leaks are present. Look for tranny seal oil spot on the ground to ensure it has fluid. Turn […]

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