A passenger airline was in route back to California from Hawaii, the Captain realized they had lost all oil pressure. He got on the intercom and said “We have lost all power and will be crashing into the Pacific in about 8 minuets.

May God bless you all

!” A young blond girl stands up, rips off her blouse, and yells “Will someone make a woman out of me!”.

An older gentleman behind her, stands up rips off his pants, and says “Here, iron these!”.