The wife came home pissed last night after a girls’ night out. As she was stripping off her clothes she fell, hit her head and knocked herself out. As she lay there unconscious spreadeagled on the floor with her knickers around her ankles I thought to myself “Why not? She won’t know a thing. I can’t pass up this opportunity”…. so I went out clubbing with the lads !😊👍🍻🍻