A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Amsterdam. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down 500euro and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."