An Irish man is involved in a nasty enough motorbike accident in the UK and is trapped and bleeding under the bike when the paramedics soon arrive.

Paramedic chats and discovers the biker is also an Irish man touring in the UK and assures the biker he is in good hands as the paramedic is also an Irish man from Dublin

Medic says

“I need to ask you some questions to assess your condition”

Irish man

“ok “

Medic

“What is your name “

Biker

“Murphy”

Medic

Ok Murphy is this your own Bike

Biker

“yes “

Medic

“where exactly are you bleeding from “

Biker

“Cork boy “