I was in the petrol station earlier today filling up with maxols finest when a squad cage pulled into the pump across the way from me and the boyos got out, prob to go get their donuts.
I watched them out of the corner of my eye while keeping my head down and averted, trying to make myself as inconspicuous as possible ( not easy with my gut ) avoided eye contact and attempted to look respectable, i then worried about going in to pay for the petrol, would they clock me?, could i get in and out without being spotted?

What the fuck am i doing !!!,

i’m fully fookin legal, got me licence, insurance, tax, decent tyres, lights , mirrors, every flaming thing, for fooks sake, talk about habitual behaviour, when i was a young chancer i had to act like that cos i never had everything right, i always had insurance mind but i tended to treat everything else as optional extras, particularly the tax cos i reckoned the bike was lighter and went better without it.
This habit has been ingrained in me for years, ffs – anyway i marched in with the head up and paid for the juice , then i hopped on the bike and ………….broke evry fookin speed limit on the way home – ya see i knew the local plod were safely munching donuts :woots::woots: :thumbsup2:

Anyone else do this kinda stoopid shit, i mean avoiding the cops even tho theres no need, not the speeding thing, thats a given :devil: