No b&w, No BMW’s, No photoshopping or enhancements of any kind. People with a history of mental illness and/or deliberate vote spoiling from previous months are excluded from entry.

Wheelie pics and females on bikes are worth 1.5 votes, females wheelie’ing win by default, if there are two female wheelie shots they must enter the Octagon and the best kisser wins.

Normal terms and conditions apply and may be subject to erratic changes depending on current affairs, influential mood factors and phases of the moon.