Jimmy and Paddy got some work in the west end of London near Soho.

One afternoon they decided to take their lunch break in around Soho.

They went into a little Café and on a big menu board it advertised.

Tea/coffee £2.50

Ham roll £3.50

Cheese roll £3.00

Wanks £10.00

A Beautiful young watress comes from behind the counter in sexy Bra and knickers set up and says in a sexy voice “can I help you boys:?” …..

“Are you the girl that gives the wanks” says Paddy. “yes ” said the sexy girl.

“Well go in there and wash your hands I want two cheese rolls” :cool3: