February 12, 2018
My neighbour…
My neighbour…
My neighbour just banged on my door and shouted “Can I use your phone? There’s been a terrible accident up the road. Enda Kenny has been run down. He’s bleeding to death!”
I asked him “What’s wrong with your own phone?”
He said “The camera’s shit on mine.”
I asked him “What’s wrong with your own phone?”
He said “The camera’s shit on mine.”