Man: Is there a problem, Garda?

Officer: Sir, you were speeding.

Man: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Man: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Man: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Man: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Man: I stole this bike

Officer: Stole it?

Man: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Man: His body parts are in plastic bags in my bin at home

The Garda looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 garda cars circle the bike A senior garda slowly approaches the motorcyclist

Garda 2: Sir, could you get off thge bike please and remove your helmet!

The man steps off of his bike.

Man: Is there a problem garda?

Garda 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this bike and murdered the owner.

Man: Murdered the owner?

Garda 2: Is this your bike, sir?

Man: Yes, here are the registration papers. The garda is quite stunned.

Garda 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The man digs into his pocket and pulls his license out and hands it to the garda. The garda snaps it and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Garda 2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this bike, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Man: Bet you the lying bollocks told you I was speeding too!!!!!:lbhbh:

curtsy off arse book but biker friendly:bag: