The teacher asked all the kids what their dads did for a living , they gave the usual replies i.e. ” My Dad works in an office and he brings me home lots of paper to draw on ” . She went through the whole class as they raised their hands. Finally she came to Tommy . ” What about you Tommy?”

” My Dad works as a stripper in a gay bar and sometimes he sells his body to other men , when he comes home he takes three showers cause there is a funny smell off of him and stains on the back of his trousers too “

The class gasped in astonishment and then there was a long silence….

The teacher ushered the rest of the class in to the playground and came back and put her arm around Tommy’ shoulder . ” Is any of that true Tommy ? “

” No miss , he plays rugby for England but I was too embarrassed to say “