Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed to identify the body so they sent for his two best friends, Mick and Paddy.

The three had always done everything together.

Mick arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the blanket Mick said “Yep, his face is burned up pretty bad, you’d better roll him over”.

The mortician rolled him over and when he did, Mick said “Nope, that’s not Stanley”. The mortician thought this was very strange so he brought in Paddy to identify the body.

Paddy took one look and said “Well he’s burned up pretty bad, can you turn him over?” The mortician again turned the body over and Paddy says “No, definitely not Stanley”.

The mortician asked “How can you tell?”

Paddy replies “Well, you see Stanley had two assholes”.

“What?? He had two assholes” replied the incredulous mortician.

“Yep, we never seem ‘em but everyone used to say: Here’s Stanley with the two assholes”