Homestay/B&B – required for TT 2018

Hello,
this is a desperate appeal for some kind person to save me from the horrors of life under canvas,I am a total camping virgin.
I am a very late 50’s ( 60 ) sports biker with a penchant for the luxurious although I am not picky,I would be grateful for anything!
I am very quiet and considerate and tidy and you will hardly know that I was in your home/B&B.
I am a good conversationalist and have a good sense of humour,but you wouldn’t find out for yourself because,as I said,I am very quiet.
If anyone can please help me I would be eternally grateful,I would even consider paying for the privilege.(hehe).
I am arriving on Saturday 2nd.June 2018 and shall be travelling home on Friday 8th 2018.
Please reply asap with rates,availability etc.  NB. any six figure quotes will be laughed at but may still be considered.!!!
Regards.  Ralph.  late 50’s ( 60 )

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