June 25, 2020

Investigation into noose found at Mondello

Investigation into noose found at Mondello

Motorsport Ireland are set to launch an official investigation into Mondello Park, following outrage on twitter over the racial injustice and blatant discrimination and incitement to hatred, after a noose was found near a garage stall by a team of infra red scanning drones during the early hours of Tuesday night.

Plot-thickens-media incorporated have discovered archive footage from the paddock bar depicting hints of racism during the black and white ages, where it is believed the ‘whites go first’ rules of chess playing was originally inaugurated.

‘Valiant Thor’ of the peoples liberation of the popular peoples front of Cork made the following statement ;

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“The time for standing around is gone lads, We need action now and as a third party representative who chooses to take offence on the behalf of oppressed minorities in order to garner likes on bookface, I find these recent revelations particularly egregious and heinous towards black irish wankers from cork who don’t pay tax and happen to drive around in 3 wheeled robin reliants for example “


Meanwhile Gardai have detained a ginger transactivist protester who was acting suspiciously at turn 3 and was believed to have ‘a concealed weapon’.

Mondello were unavailable for comment, but are believed to be taking this series of events and revelations very seriously and are rumored to have returned a number of Black Edition BMW’s in exchange for Whites models as a show of solidarity, and to avoid virtually petrol-bombing and malicious conclusions on social media.


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