“When I am at home in winter time, and it’s cold outside and I’ve got a bubble bath running, I like to touch myself and think about Dovi” said Marquez.

“It’s not really a gay thing because we like to explore all options to create the best outcome to get off in difficult situations, for instance, If we stuck on some place like Phillip Island with Aborigine women and the Chimps are too fast at escape, the yes, for sure Dovi would be the one to snuggle up to and maketh the love that dare not speak it’s name”

“I learn how to manage almost every situation no. He has nice eyes which are able to stay focused on me knowing that I visually undress him all the time, we smile and giggle about this sometime but no really discuss it out loud”

“This makes it little easier than the approach of Valentino Rossi who become such a drama queen while vying for attention that I no maybe in the mood for his flirting or interferences all the time yes, I analyse this really deeply throughout the 2018 season and realise I no longer Vales bitch and this helps me manage a good race strategy with defensive body positioning for each weekend, and while he try again much times very hard, including deliberately rubbing into me at the dorna photocopier with a semi, I no longer interested in his mind games and only have eyes now for Dovi”